More of this please. Hilarious. With a mood board of all the weddings. Like a 13 year girl would. NOT classy like. Jagged edged scissor aggression style.
1) that pic of you is gorgeous and looks like a painting and 2) I seriously L O L’d , for the first time today that wasn’t at one of my own desperate jokes —- so THANK YOU!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
I have had a really shittastic month and last night I was battling to stay afloat. Today was baby steps on eggshells to get to tonight. And then, just now, I read this hilarious story after getting home from my not-so-glam, $10/mo gym where I also do pull-down chest things the probably-wrong-way AND I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND SMILED. I needed this tonight. So, thank you. You are a light in a kinda-dark-right-now world. Jodie Foster would be blessed to know ya. Xo
Orlando captures better than anyone the combo of humor and over seriousness intrinsic to the creation of elaborate fictional lives for strangers by our hyperactive imaginations.
The thirteen year old girl who lives in your brain is hilarious. Love this!
Medically speaking I actually am a thirteen year old girl.
This makes me want to go to the gym… but I don’t have a gym like this.
You are such a terrific writer. We need another book! Stat!!!
Haha I wanna! Kind of part of why I'm writing here - trying to improve and get better over time! Thanks for joining the journey!
PS-Doctors work too much anyway. Lol.
You had me at Jodie Foster. JODIE FOSTER. I die.
It's Jodie Foster. I can't deal.
And P.S. it's Trevor's loss. The nerve of him!
Right? Where is said Jodie Foster
gym!!?
It's LITERALLY illegal to be that beautiful and married.
AND ALSO I'M FREAKING OUT YOU WORK OUT ADJACENT TO JODIE FOSTER!!!!!
1. That picture. Damn.
2. Thanks to your 4th paragraph I can now describe my design aesthetic: “not too big but with really good surfaces.” I feel personally attacked.
At least your workouts are boring with this whole script playing in your head 😂
LOL I have stories written about the entire population of the gym. I'm NEVER bored at the gym!
I laughed out loud at this!
Buzz cut calves!! 😂
He's legit the hottest guy I've ever seen. (Aside from Trevor [And Angry Bubble Butt]).
More of this please. Hilarious. With a mood board of all the weddings. Like a 13 year girl would. NOT classy like. Jagged edged scissor aggression style.
1) that pic of you is gorgeous and looks like a painting and 2) I seriously L O L’d , for the first time today that wasn’t at one of my own desperate jokes —- so THANK YOU!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
I have had a really shittastic month and last night I was battling to stay afloat. Today was baby steps on eggshells to get to tonight. And then, just now, I read this hilarious story after getting home from my not-so-glam, $10/mo gym where I also do pull-down chest things the probably-wrong-way AND I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND SMILED. I needed this tonight. So, thank you. You are a light in a kinda-dark-right-now world. Jodie Foster would be blessed to know ya. Xo
Blue-eyed with salt and pepper hair here! 🙋🏻♂️
Orlando captures better than anyone the combo of humor and over seriousness intrinsic to the creation of elaborate fictional lives for strangers by our hyperactive imaginations.